You know what i’m gonna do now that I have a job?
I’m going to buy….
Fuckin’ a, i don’t think I’ve bought that since…fucking YEARS, because it’s such a stupid thing to buy when you can just use shampoo BUT
I just want to feel pampered and it’s been so long. Things were so harsh and so rough for so fucking long and if fucking shaving cream will make me feel loved and special, i’m gonna fucking buy some goddamn shaving cream and i don’t give a fuck.
MOST DEFIANT SHAVING PURCHASER.
Will blink182 motivate me into getting dressed and buying groceries
Oh man, it’s 420 and easter, the last time I remember this happening was in high school and all my goth friends had so many jokes
Friday night when we actually drank at the place was v cool too because we just sat around talking about how awesome we were (as we do when drinking) and drank lots of v v good IPAs and ciders. And the whole venue was like a club? And I had lumpias for the first time and they were faaaaaaaaaaaaaaab.
So Friday, my friend and I went to a Beer Fest fo free because Saturday we were gonna volunteer. Saturday comes around, and we almost didn’t even show up due to parking being the wooorst
BUT I’M SO GLAD WE WENT??
I had such an amazing time? We were pouring beer for folks, but the music was bumpppinn, they played Daddy Yankee and OutKast and Enur and Shaggy (Mr. Boombastic!!!!) and so much fun music, so Aliah and I just ended up DANCING SO MUCH. And we had multiple people, multiple multiple multiple people come up to us and say, “Wow, you guys are having more fun than everyone else?” And we got to fist pump and be like, “YEAH BOY AND WE’RE SOBER TOO”. And it was just so much much much fun? Like, it was ALL OUT dancing, like up in the club, and we got to dance very emphatically to “Come Sail Away” and had some dude come up to us and say that we were the best Styx dancers and also that Come Sail Away is about alien abduction…And it was just so fucking FREEING to dance hard and not even CARE. And everyone knew that we were the best people in the entire venue.
So much fucking fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE LITTLE CATS WITH THE PERKED UP EARS
BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, RUN TO CATCH THE MICE
I also bought a shit ton of bangles? SOOOOO I’m ready to re-create 13 yr old kate’s style, which has been a Goal for a while.
(I went to Goodwill today)
Goal for this birthday: No crying in the club, feelin’ all heartbroken and dead inside
2 freakin’ years in a row. Let’s not make it a third.